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Monday 21 July 2014
Silence means different....
Silence between two unknown people
makes a relation
But
Silence between two known people breaks the relation.....
makes a relation
But
Silence between two known people breaks the relation.....
Saturday 19 July 2014
panga
OhNu Paun Lyi Mai Raab Nal V
Ladh Lainda...
Par Fer Mai Sochya K Result da
Time Aa Rab Nal Panga Laina theek
Nai
An answer...
Lovely ans. by a lover
Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water
whom would u Save 1st?
Boy: I would jump into water to save my
mom & die with U.
Saturday 5 July 2014
Big mistake......
Uncle- Beta kya kar rahe ho aaj
kal?
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Boy- Ji Engineering !
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Uncle- ohh... !
Humko laga padhai wadhai karte
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Boy- Ji Engineering !
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Uncle- ohh... !
Humko laga padhai wadhai karte
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An Engineer...
18 Funny Facts About Engineers:
1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression.
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers flirt.
10. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
13. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll end up slapping yourself.
16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”
17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand.
18. There is always a hidden folder in engineer's laptop.
Tuesday 20 May 2014
Sunday 20 April 2014
esa kyu hota hai....
Kehte h kudha ne is jahan me Kisi na kisi ko hai Banaya har kisi ke liye !
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Fir bhi vahi kyu passand aata hai
Jo hamare liye bana hi nhi ??
Usi ka sath kyu cahiye
Jisne kabhi hath thama hi nhi??
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Fir bhi vahi kyu passand aata hai
Jo hamare liye bana hi nhi ??
Usi ka sath kyu cahiye
Jisne kabhi hath thama hi nhi??
Monday 14 April 2014
Day that i never want to see
I Hope one day you will realize I did truly care for you. I promise you're gonna miss me being there, putting up with you, refusing to give up on you. You're gonna regret everything you've done to me, including all the damage you have caused. And someday, you'll turn back and I won't be waiting for you any longer. I might have been worthless to you, but you'll miss me when I'll become priceless to another.
People just ask....
When you're single, people ask about Gf/Bf..
When you have one, they ask is there any future ?
When u have a fiance, they ask about wedding ?
When u get married, they ask when will u have a baby ?
When u already have one, they ask when is little brother or
sister coming ?
When u get... divorced, they ask why ?
If u moved on, they ask why so quickly ?
People will never stop asking...
If you're proud of who u are and u don't care about what
people think about you, LIKE it, because it's YOUR LIFE
and YOU alone should decide how to LIVE IT...
When you have one, they ask is there any future ?
When u have a fiance, they ask about wedding ?
When u get married, they ask when will u have a baby ?
When u already have one, they ask when is little brother or
sister coming ?
When u get... divorced, they ask why ?
If u moved on, they ask why so quickly ?
People will never stop asking...
If you're proud of who u are and u don't care about what
people think about you, LIKE it, because it's YOUR LIFE
and YOU alone should decide how to LIVE IT...
Waiting...
Waiting is the most important thing we can do for love, but it proves one thing. As the time goes by, waiting can also change our mind.
Love says....
True Lines..!!
Love doesn't ask
"Who are you...!!"
Love only says
"You are mine...!!"
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Love doesn't ask
"Where are you from...!!"
Love only says
"You live in my heart...!!"
Love doesn't ask
"What do you do...!!"
Love only says
"You make my heart to beat...!!"
Love doesn't ask
"Why are you far away!!"
Love only says
"You are always with me.
Love doesn't ask
"Who are you...!!"
Love only says
"You are mine...!!"
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Love doesn't ask
"Where are you from...!!"
Love only says
"You live in my heart...!!"
Love doesn't ask
"What do you do...!!"
Love only says
"You make my heart to beat...!!"
Love doesn't ask
"Why are you far away!!"
Love only says
"You are always with me.
Read and Smile...
Money Is not Everything… There’s also Master Card and
Visa.
2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.
3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks.
4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick.
5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them.
6. Don’t shout in the Class… It Disturbs those who are
sleeping.
7. Love the Neighbor… But Don’t get Caught.
8. Hard Work never killed anyone but… Why take the
chance.
9. Why do something today… When it can be done
tomorrow by Someone else.
and Now Very Important rule…..
10. Every one should Marry because… happiness is not the
only thing in Life.
Keep Smiling........ #
Visa.
2. One Should Love animals… They Are tasty too.
3. Save Water… Drink On the Rocks.
4. Fruits/Salads are healthy… So leave it for Sick.
5. Books are Holy… So don’t touch them.
6. Don’t shout in the Class… It Disturbs those who are
sleeping.
7. Love the Neighbor… But Don’t get Caught.
8. Hard Work never killed anyone but… Why take the
chance.
9. Why do something today… When it can be done
tomorrow by Someone else.
and Now Very Important rule…..
10. Every one should Marry because… happiness is not the
only thing in Life.
Keep Smiling........ #
Accept your lv as it is....
A Boyfriend & Girlfriend asked each other to write whatever they want to change in each other.
Boy's eyes filled with tears whenhe reads the list 7 pages his GF wrote to change in him.
Then girl's eyes became wet when...
She read the only 1 line written by her BF "I JUST WANT TO CHANGE UR SURNAME TO MINE.... "
Accept ur love the way they are.
Dont try to change every1 according to urself bcoz life really becomes boring when u have to live with ur shadows... !" ♥♥♥
Boy's eyes filled with tears whenhe reads the list 7 pages his GF wrote to change in him.
Then girl's eyes became wet when...
She read the only 1 line written by her BF "I JUST WANT TO CHANGE UR SURNAME TO MINE.... "
Accept ur love the way they are.
Dont try to change every1 according to urself bcoz life really becomes boring when u have to live with ur shadows... !" ♥♥♥
read
boy: Can I tell you something?
Girl: Sure!
boy: You’ve the
prettiest smile I`ve ever seen ..
Girl: Can I tell you something as well?
boy: Yeah.
Girl:This smile exists only because of you !
Girl: Sure!
boy: You’ve the
prettiest smile I`ve ever seen ..
Girl: Can I tell you something as well?
boy: Yeah.
Girl:This smile exists only because of you !
Sunday 13 April 2014
Behaviour...
When a boy loves truly
he behaves like a child..!!
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When a girl loves truly,
she behaves like a mother..!!
he behaves like a child..!!
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When a girl loves truly,
she behaves like a mother..!!
Saturday 12 April 2014
True..
No matter how many times teeth
bites the tongue
They still stay & work together.
That's the Spirit of Forgiveness &
Relationship.
bites the tongue
They still stay & work together.
That's the Spirit of Forgiveness &
Relationship.
Expertations.....
Don't expect anything From life,
Expectations always hurt,when u
don't expect,every moment is a
surprise & surprise brings
Happiness with it..
Expectations always hurt,when u
don't expect,every moment is a
surprise & surprise brings
Happiness with it..
Love hurts....
"Don’t get attached to sUmone so much,
it hurts later, Bcoz life starts wen u fall in Love,,
but Doesn’t end when Love ends....
it hurts later, Bcoz life starts wen u fall in Love,,
but Doesn’t end when Love ends....
Tears in eyes...
The hardest moment is not when tears flow from your eyes
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It's when
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You have to hide the tears in yours eyes with a smile....!
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It's when
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You have to hide the tears in yours eyes with a smile....!
Boys.....
Fact about boys:
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They may be flirting all day
but before go to sleep...
They always think about girl they
truly care about. ...
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They may be flirting all day
but before go to sleep...
They always think about girl they
truly care about. ...
Isn't it....
"At Childhood We always Wanted to
Grow Old!!
But Now We Realize that Broken
Pencils & boring Homework Was
Better than The Broken Hearts &
busy life !!
Grow Old!!
But Now We Realize that Broken
Pencils & boring Homework Was
Better than The Broken Hearts &
busy life !!
Its about..
Being In a Relationship
is not about Kissing,
Dating or Showing off
It's all about
Being with the person
who makes you Happy
without any Efforts..
is not about Kissing,
Dating or Showing off
It's all about
Being with the person
who makes you Happy
without any Efforts..
One day
One Day You will Miss me Like I Missed you
One Day You will Cry for me Like I Cried for you
&
One day You will Love me But I Won't Love
you...
One Day You will Cry for me Like I Cried for you
&
One day You will Love me But I Won't Love
you...
A nice ans by a boy
A girl asked a boy - Why we fall in a
relationship when we know that
someday it will end...
Boy- I will answer you...
But first
tell me why do we live when we
know that someday we will die...
relationship when we know that
someday it will end...
Boy- I will answer you...
But first
tell me why do we live when we
know that someday we will die...
Never forget...
Never forget two people in your
life....
The person who lost everything
just to make you win.
[your father]
The person who was with you in every pain
[your mother]
life....
The person who lost everything
just to make you win.
[your father]
The person who was with you in every pain
[your mother]
Wish to be true
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you
Real Connection..
Missing someone when u r
alone is not
"affection"
BUT Thinking of sum1 even when
u r busy is called
"REAL Connection
alone is not
"affection"
BUT Thinking of sum1 even when
u r busy is called
"REAL Connection
Glass..As ..Relationships
Relationships Are Like Glass …
Sometimes It’s Better To Leave Them Broken
Than
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together..
Sometimes It’s Better To Leave Them Broken
Than
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together..
Perfect propose by a boy..
Boy:- Hey ?
Girl:- Yeah...How are you?
Boy:- I am fine. Can you make My Biggest dream come true ?
You are the only one Who can do soO...
Girl:- Sure....what's your dream. . ???
Boy:- I just want your one signature darling...please...
Girl:- Don't be sad baby,
where you want my signature. ?
Boy:- On Our 'Marriage Certificate ... ''
Girl:- Yeah...How are you?
Boy:- I am fine. Can you make My Biggest dream come true ?
You are the only one Who can do soO...
Girl:- Sure....what's your dream. . ???
Boy:- I just want your one signature darling...please...
Girl:- Don't be sad baby,
where you want my signature. ?
Boy:- On Our 'Marriage Certificate ... ''
Let me go...
Someone Asked Me,
What Kind Of Person
Do I Want To Love?
I Just Said,
"Someone Who Is Not Strong..
Not Strong Enough
To Let Me Go...
What Kind Of Person
Do I Want To Love?
I Just Said,
"Someone Who Is Not Strong..
Not Strong Enough
To Let Me Go...
Friday 11 April 2014
Lifetime...
Sometimes Love is
for a Moment &
Sometimes Love is for Lifetime..
But,
Sometimes a Moment with the
One You Love,
Is Enough to spend Your Lifetime...
for a Moment &
Sometimes Love is for Lifetime..
But,
Sometimes a Moment with the
One You Love,
Is Enough to spend Your Lifetime...
Relationship
One of the reasons why
relationships
end
is because one is doing
everything to
save it.
And the other is finding every way
to end it.
relationships
end
is because one is doing
everything to
save it.
And the other is finding every way
to end it.
Relation..
Never beg for any
relation
Be brave enough to
ACCEPT the one's
who wants to be with you
and
REJECT the one's who
only show they are with
you..!!!
relation
Be brave enough to
ACCEPT the one's
who wants to be with you
and
REJECT the one's who
only show they are with
you..!!!
Thursday 10 April 2014
Real Love
Don't love the person who enjoys
with u...!!
Love the person who really suffers
without you...!!
Bcoz
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The pain of real love can never be defined.....!!!!
with u...!!
Love the person who really suffers
without you...!!
Bcoz
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The pain of real love can never be defined.....!!!!
Love and Ego
The Story of LOVE and EGO - 1 MIN VERY GOOD READ.
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived together.
One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape.
Every feeling boarded the boat Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was.
It was EGO.
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving.
Meanwhile the water was rising too.
Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was made to love.
In the end all the feelings escape and
Love dies with ego on the island.
One day there was a storm in the sea and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape.
Every feeling boarded the boat Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was.
It was EGO.
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving.
Meanwhile the water was rising too.
Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was made to love.
In the end all the feelings escape and
Love dies with ego on the island.
Moral: Love Dies because of EGO.
Did You know
~ Did You Know? ~
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body “falls asleep”,
you can almost always “wake it up” by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing – Food, attractive people and danger
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia
16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell !!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
20. SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body “falls asleep”,
you can almost always “wake it up” by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing – Food, attractive people and danger
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia
16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell !!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!
20. SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.
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